Higher edumatication is why I am here
Seems like sifferin and writting is all I do now I sware
All the processors they give us so munch work
Us ole country boyz were just ust to playin in the dirt
Ain’t evan got enough time to chase these purdy little skirts.
Thay got words hear like I aint never heard
Thangs like algiebray with thar X’s and Y’s
Have you evar sean a cow with such thangs on her side?
Thay evan got sumthing hear called ammounting
It’s spose to tell ya whare all those X’ and Y’s go
My cuz taught me amounting when I was still young
Ten toes up and ten tose down is a whole lotta fun.
Thay got this thang here called sciences
Thay buy big glasses just to look in the sky
Woudnt it be a lot cheeper just to go to my favorate bar
Down a jug of corn likker and look through the bottom of duh jar?
One thang bout being here without a dought
All these movie star play thangs wondering about
Some evan better than I sean when I was on Mr Springers TV show.
I’m a gonna be the most edumaticated redneck in east Kentuckie
Goin to collage no doubt this is a grate life fer me
It might take me twanty years to get one of dem degreez
But thats alright, Ive always got da farm
And of corse, my for leggad girlfriend Bessie.