(I GOT THIS SENT TO ME FROM A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK, IF THIS DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE YOU MUST ALREADY BE DEAD)
(MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE FIVE MINUTE VIDEO AT THE BOTTOM)
Showcasing an array of mock “MAGA” hats, former Mexican President Vincente Fox just doubled down on his attacks toward Trump in a hilarious new video.
This just in, folks: Vincente Fox is running for President of the United States.
Well, probably not. But Fox brought his Trump jabs to new heights in a video posted yesterday where he satirized the announcement of his candidacy.
Since Trump’s nomination, Fox has been a vocal critic of the orange goblin. In September 2016, Fox took swings at a Trump piñata at a taco truck during a visit to LA-based Spanish talk show El Show de Piolín.
“Empty, totally empty,” Fox said, reaching his hand inside the smashed Trumpian bust. “He doesn’t have a brain.”
Following the general election, Fox released a series of videos criticizing the conman-in-chief. Most of the originals shared a common theme: Mexico won’t pay for the wall.
While the message was little more than common sense for sane voters, Trump loyalists were appalled to learn that — gasp — they’d be forced to personally shell out the cash for border wall funding.
But given Trump’s unmatched ability to routinely make an ass of himself, Fox has no shortage of raw material. His most recent uploads poke fun at Trump’s hot temper, loud mouth, and lack of empathy following the president’s recent DACA decision.
“Donald, do you want to be a hero?” he asked in a June 2017 video. “Because you can. All you have to do is quit.”
Honestly, we’d be lucky if Fox pursued a presidential bid. But given the unlikelihood of such a scenario, we’ll remain content with his comedic approach to sensibility.
What’s Happening Now:
Seated at a desk in a mock-up presidential suite, Fox looked composed and confident as he eyed the camera — a refreshing contrast to Trump’s cringeworthy persona.
“It’s me, Vincente Fox,” he began, “with another message for last year’s rotting Halloween pumpkin.”
From there, Fox proudly announced his candidacy as a goat was escorted onstage, bearing the message “Vincente for Presidente!” The goat turned, displaying another message: “A taco truck on every corner!”
The amusing sign pays homage to bizarre comments made last year by “Latinos for Trump” founder Marco Gutierrez on MSNBC.
“My culture is a very dominant culture, and it’s imposing and it’s causing problems,” said Gutierrez. “If you don’t do something about it, you’re going to have taco trucks on every corner.”
Trump, of course, wouldn’t take issue with that. After all, he loves Latinos. Really. Believe me.
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10157008375200725:0 …
Ah, yes, overpriced Manhattan meals. Now that’s authentic Spanish cuisine.
Fox, who was born in Mexico City, hysterically addressed concerns about his eligibility for presidency.
“If that worn-out baseball glove tightly gripping a turd can be president, then, amigos, anyone can!” he said of Trump.
He went on to bash the criminal-in-chief’s gross exaggeration of the 2017 inaugural crowd, ill-chosen cabinet picks, and unjustifiable support for alt-right neo-Nazi extremists.
“Donald, what the f*** is wrong with you?” he screamed.
Ridiculing conservative desires to build a wall, Fox promised to meet their demands, wielding a picture of a bricked-in Trump Tower.
“Believe me, Mexico will be happy to pay for this one,” he said.
But the real hilarity ensued at the video’s conclusion, when Fox displayed an assortment of MAGA-inspired hats.
“Always ask before grabbing a pussy,” he remarked, reading the ballcap’s text with a smirk as he placed it on his head.
The other hats, which included jabs like “65 million is more than 62 million,” “Putin is not my papi,” and “Not afraid of stairs” poked fun at a just a few of Trump’s many public gaffes.
Twitter users responded in kind.
If you haven’t seen the Vincente Fox video yet, you really should. https://twitter.com/therickydavila/status/906176561480687617 …
The full video is worth the watch — words truly don’t do it justice.
And while you’re at it, watch the others, too. I laughed so hard my sides hurt.