-Child: ‘Mummy why does Gandhiji have no hair on his head?’
Mummy: ‘Because he speaks only the truth.’
Child: ‘Now I understood why ladies have long hair.’
-Teacher: ‘How old is your father?’
Kid: ‘He is 6 years old’.
Teacher: ‘What? How is this possible?’
Kid: ‘He became father only when I was born’.
-THIS IS VERY HILARIOUS: When I was a kid homosexuality was a crime. When I was growing up homosexuality was a taboo. Now as per the Supreme Court it is legal. I better die before they make it compulsory.
-David: ‘I’m going to watch ‘Mission Impossible’ tonight’.
James: ‘On Cable or at a Theater?’
David: ‘Not the film! My wife who is very fat, bought Slim Fit Jeans and she is going to try it on this evening!!!!!’
-I occasionally work with a Chinese guy Cheng. At an office function, we were having coffee and chatting.
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