How to be Cool

Mitch Teemley


I’m not cool

And neither are you

How do I know?

Because you’re reading this

Which proves you want to be cool

And cool people don’t care if they’re cool

Which is what makes them cool

No, wait

come to think of it

cool people do want to be cool

It’s just that they’ve just mastered the art

of not seeming to care

Which makes them cool


Me too

Let’s just forget about it

and be uncool together


That means we don’t care

Which makes us cool!


There we go

caring again


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