– A Diamond Owner: A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the rat, there were more than a thousand rats bunched up all together and one sitting by itself away from the pack. He spotted and killed the one sitting by itself and to the owner’s surprise, that was the exact one that had swallowed the diamond.
The amazed diamond owner asked, ‘how did you know it was that rat and why not the other rats?’ He responded; ‘Very easy, when idiots get rich, they don’t mix with others. They feel they know too much and others are looked down upon.’
-A Drug Store: The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the new clerk, ‘What’s with…
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