(Humor/Poem) Mr. Drive By

Mr. Drive By


Mr. Drive By, in this house little man you are a many times daily event

From a dead sleep the refrigerator opens you’re winding around my feet

Going back and forth, head to tail you rub robust body against my feet

Your food dish in the bathroom you make sure we always keep it filled

Treats in the cabinets you do your best to break in and get for yourself


We go to the kitchen for a Pepsi yet you gotta smell the can for yourself

Try to do a little cooking, Drive By trying to get us the pan or plate to spill

At the kitchen table if he can distract you he will be siting in your plate

He sometimes teams with little brother a sneaky tag team scheme they play

Watch one and the other is stealing all meat right off of your fork or plate


Garfield ain’t got nothing on Mr. Drive By when it comes to belly sway

Fresh food in his bowl then treats on the floor he is always looking for more

18 Pounds of belly fur always swinging in the breeze and dusting the floor

Belly swaying wall to wall as he waddles to his bathroom down the hall

Get his tank empty then to the kitchen, one more Drive By before he sleeps





10 thoughts on “(Humor/Poem) Mr. Drive By

    1. Thank you Dolly, it does mean a lot to me that you liked it. You are definitely one of the main voices I listen to on anything that I write. I hope you had a good Sabbath and I hope that you are able to have a great week my friend. May G-d bless you and your loved ones and keep you all safe. Shalom

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      1. I am glad that you finally got your power back, it is one of those things that we take for granted, until it goes out. I hope you are able to have an enjoyable holiday, don’t over cook your self though, you’ll be too tired to enjoy your labor.

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      2. You are reading my mind; that’s what I did last year! I’ll try to be more careful this year, but most stores are not fully stocked up yet which makes logistics a little complicated. I’ll managed, though; I always do!


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