My Salute To Oreo: The Sweetest Little Fat Girl I Ever Knew


 

This is a note to Oreo’s wicked Step-Mother

She would torture her when I wasn’t home

Such cruel measures as tuna deprivation!

Girl your the reason she packed her bags

Hopped the first Peterbilt with a Kitty-Kat purr

 

Straight to Holly-Weed to get her star of fame

Said she married Garfield when she got settled in

Met him on a casting couch, life’s issues worked out

Life was great until Garfield made one fatal slip

Caught him stealing her tuna had fish on his lips

Buried him 3 days ago, now she running from the Fuzz

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