Pig Sheriff

Pig Sheriff

Brave in the doorway he stands

Never one drop of fear to bead upon his hand

Attention, the 44 that hangs from his hip

Western hat, big star on the front of it.

Blue eyes a watching, don’t dare make a slip

Two big ears tweaked for danger

Big  nose, both nostrils flared.

Bad boy daring you to give him some lip

This scene painted is true don’t you know

Just as sure as his red shirt and blue bandana,

His western boots and yellow drawers

They have all been painted on him

You see, when you’re two feet tall

And your made out of clay

You gotta paint a good picture

If you’re gonna scare the bad guys away.